Meet The Cast

Season Two Cast

Carol 

Carol first encountered Boba at the customer service desk when he applied for a job at Super Food Place. She has the power to telekinetically project food. She thinks it's just positive thinking.

That Old Guy

That Old Guy is a mutant who possesses incredible longevity, sterilization powers and Wolverine-esque claws. He is currently living in New York with the X-Men. He trained Boba in the art of cleaning.

Rick

Rick is/was the manager at SFP, and does his best to keep the dysfunctional team that is the crew of SFP running like a well-oiled machine. He just doesn't have any oil and wants to go home.

Deli Girl

Deli Girl works in the SFP deli. She accidentally pushed Boba into the primordial goo in the SFP compost bin.

Dude Guy 

Dude Guy is so cool, man. So cool. He rides a sweet bike and calls no man 'Mister', cuz that's just how he rolls. 

Steve Hoeffmann

Steve takes his job way too seriously. since childhood, he has always dreamed of being in charge of a retail store, just as his great grandfather had been in charge of a German POW camp in WWII.

Season One Characters

Boba

Boba is a confused young man who hides behind a mask so no one else can see his true identity. But he's not Kilroy.

Cassie

Cassie is a strange young girl, and was one of Boba's greatest friends in the waning years of Highschool. She had a strange fascination with Boba's favorite hat, lived under a rock and didn't know who the Beatles were. She has since begun her exploration of pop culture and had several starring roles in local drama productions.

Taylor

Taylor was one of Boba's mainstay buddies throughout highschool. They were in a band together called Sick Kitty, which has yet to officially break up, but has also yet to release anything or play any shows. He hates everything.

Jordan

Jordan is an old buddy from high school, and a debater (a master debater at that). He gave up everything to make sandwiches and become a rock star. The American Dream.

Hipster

Boba and the gang met Hipster at a Klaxons concert, and though his overly-hipsterical manner came of as rather obnoxious, he and Boba stayed in contact afterwards and have had a few other adventures.

Scene Girl

Scene Girl was a little out of her element at Klaxons, a largely hipster-crowd band. She's remained in contact with Boba largely due to the frienship she built with Hipster after they fought to the brink of death over stereotypes.

Barney

Barney is a dragon from Boba's subconscious. An imaginary friend, if you will. He sports strange magical powers and serves as a rather rude voice of reason at times.

Olivia

Olivia and Boba were very good friends their senior year. They dated over the summer but it didn't really last long after Olivia left for college.

Bro

Bro is a background character with a popped collar and douchey shades. He LOVES Nickleback.

Scene Guy

Scene Guy is one of Scene Girl's long-time friends. He doesn't like Hipster. Or does he? I dunno

Scene Kid

Scene Kid is a minor, and unavailable, but may have inadvertantly found herself a boyfriend in Jordan. She is Scene Guy's little sister.