Thus Sayeth The LORD

And so it began.

Crossover Fan Fiction

Green Lantern Sucked.

I went to see it with friends.

We laughed our proverbial butts off. IT WAS SOOOOO CORRRRRNNNNNY!!!!!!

Boba Is Sarcastic About The News III

Yes, yes, Wienergate. We get it.

Yeah, I misspelled Wiener in the comic. You may email complaints to departmentofnotcaring@boba-fettuccini.com

[Not a comic, much less Crystal Castles] Much Ado About Something Or Other

I was Benedicke in a production of Much Ado About Nothing. Did you know that? It was fun.

[Photo Credit: Rebecca Calvo Photography]
[Ruined by Boba Fettuccini]

The chick on the right is actually a dude.

Yeah, it's confusing.

-Boba